May 10, 2005
Am I Elmer Fudd?!
Last night I cut the grass for the first time this spring. I guess I waited a little too long because the grass was a bit high. No big deal, my new lawnmower and I headed out into the yard to tackle the forest. My dog seemed very happy and watched me mow down path after path for him to make his way through the yard again. Of course he insisted on always standing in the longer grass because he is a black lab and I suppose he felt like he was hunting something when he was there and not just hanging out in the yard watching me.
I had a feeling because of his attention and because this isn’t the first time I’ve let the grass get too high in the spring, that we weren’t alone in the forrest. Yes it was ‘wabbit season’! Sparing the blogosphere the gruesome details, there are no longer rabbits in my backyard. There are however two unfortunate ones in a box by my trash can. And one that at least still had a chance that I carried out behind my garage, while trying not to let my neighbor’s two toddler sons see what was in my hand.
“Is that a rabbit, Mr. Jeff?!?!”
“Nope!”
“Daddy, Mr. Jeff said he has a rabbit!!!”
“NO I DIDN’T...squat!”
At any rate, I’m sure Google will be picking up on me soon with their new Seawch Engine.
Posted by price at May 10, 2005 10:11 AM | TrackBack
Jeff, that's HORRIBLE!!!! You shouldn't run rabbits over with lawn mowers!! It's cruel!!!!!!!!!
And despite that rant.... I'm still getting over my laughter. That was a fun update to read. Have a good day! (Wow... I'm weird.)
Posted by: Laura at May 10, 2005 03:13 PM